Fatly Foods For Guy

Taco Bell�s been teasing a new item for months. We heard it would be revolutionary. Would it be as profound as the Doritos Locos Tacos? Is that even possible? A deep fried, Cheetos Cheddar Jalapeno crusted burrito??? (sadly, no, but Taco Bell chefs, I have more ideas, reach out to me.) Who would the new debutante be? You�ve probably heard by now it�s the Quesalupa, a chalupa and quesadilla love child. Maybe the worst kept secret in fast food news this year. Either way, I was excited to taste the new creation. Here�s what it�s supposed to look like: Look at that cheese stretch I admit, I was looking forward to breaking open that bag o� quesalupa and making an edible cheesy rubberband. That�s what the ads showed so it must be true. The Bell also describes it as a��beautiful, chewy Chalupa shell on the outside, with delicious pepper jack cheese baked right inside the shell. Majestic, melty cheese stuffed inside the shell. A cheesy shell�� Note how many times they used the word �cheesy.� ...

Folks, there's a reason that whenever we had something from Taco Bell that needed reviewing, that Mike did them all. He had a love for Taco Bell that Josh and I have never had. Sure, there's been times where I found myself in need of some late night food at low, low prices and they hit the spot. But to be honest, I would say a good 85% of the time I visit a Taco Bell, I leave saying I doubt I'll ever come back. Well, then some of our readers started asking us to review the Bacon Club Chalupa $5 box and the new Cap'n Crunch Delights. With Mike now retired from the food blogging game, it has fallen on me. So I headed down to my local Taco Bell with this image of the Bacon Club Chalupa $5 box in my head... WHAT A DEAL! Look how pretty it is!  And...well...after I order, and then wait twenty minutes for my food, this is what they hand to me... Wait...what?  All I can think of is, "Well, here we go again."  No cool box. No pretty looking food. Just a bunch of junk ...